{ "quotes": [{"character":"Victor","line":"Our guests want fluffy towels. Talk to laundry."},{"character":"Lionel Spalding","line":"His name is Neil after Neil Armstrong [in baby talk voice] the first man on the moon, yes he was!"},{"character":"Lord Rutledge","line":"Where do you keep your champagne? Near the furnace?"},{"character":"Consuelo","line":"[Crying] Hoo hoo hoo hoo. Ahhhhh."}] }